Because she got a mill to flash a little flesh…apparently.
See, here’s the thing; she’s just not that pretty, nor is she very well put together. A million? Wow. And whoever throws down the going rate to buy Hef’s reference guide to classy voyeurism with her laid out in the middle? Yeah-um-you’re not ever going to get that time NOR that money back…sorry.
I think what I find as sad as it is entertaining is the extent to which women like Lohan will go to spread ‘em for the pervs so she can, maybe…JUST maybe… not have to do so quite so often with Law Enforcement.
I’m not sure whose justice is serving whom’s here except that Lohan will ultimately become more more cynical about life over time… not less… and we’ll ALL have to live vicariously through her experiences these next couple years to see just how poorly that will likely turn out.
Rehabilitated my arse.
I have an old friend who always likes to say ‘you can’t turn a ho into a housewife’ and I’m fairly certain Lohan won’t be making the cover of Better Homes & Gardens, sadly, anytime soon. At the same time, however, consider what Jerry Hall once said:
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. ~Jerry Hall
Perhaps some future Mr. Lohan will find himself smiling at us all as he gets none of Hall’s number 1 OR 2…but quite a bit more than he can handle of number 3.
[featured image via IB Times, in-line image via Celebrity News Gossip]
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